File this one under - our children are absolutely going to need therapy some day.

Lights were off and all 3 girls were tucked in  in their room (Abby is currently sleeping in the big girls' room while Uncle Matt is staying with us.)  Chris and I heard too much giggling, and he went up to remind them to go to sleep. Apparently the giggling came from Katherine finding an ant crawling on her pillow which then went to her arm. Chris took the ant, and Maggie screamed "Don't kill it - he deserves to live!" Chris killed the ant. Maggie was horrified, "He deserved to live!"
Chris replied, "He's like Jesus, he'll be back in 3 days," and walked out of the room.