From the "Funny things kids say" file

Last week, when I asked Katherine my usual, "Who'd you sit with/play with at lunch?" she told me,
"I played with Derrick, we were playing SLOTH on the bar."
I couldn't resist, so I asked "And how does one play Sloth?"
"You just hang upside down on the bar until someone decides it's time to wake up!"

Today, while taking Abby to school, she told  me "I want #21 on the CD!"
Turns out that is a rather dramatic song from Disney (I guess it's from Mission Space?) It's very show-choir -ballad sounding.  As the first notes played she told me, "You just snap, Mommy, I'll do the singing."
And so I snapped the beat and she sang, like the Diva she is!

Maggie came home from school today and said, "Um, I think I want to have boys at my birthday party."

That was easy. NO!
(But I started deep breathing, boys, really? Already?)